A GUITAR BETTER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Here are 15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:

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*Girls dump you.

*A guitar will always be there when you get home.

*A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp.

*A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!

*You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.

*If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it.

*If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.

*Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.

*If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap.

*It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!

*Two girls at once is hard to come by.

* Double kneck guitars are not.

*Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.

*Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.

*With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs.

*With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.

*Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.

*Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.

*You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.

*You can stare at a guitar all you like.

*But stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.

*Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining.

* Watching other people do it is just sick!

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